"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast" -- Woody Allen

"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"There's this dividing line between girls who have had sex, and girls who haven't. And all of a sudden you realize you're looking at each other across it." -- My So-Called Life

"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." -- John Barrymore

Rayanne: You wanna have sex with him.
Angela: Who?
Rayanne: Who. Jordan. Catalano. Come on, I'm not gonna tell anyone, just admit it.
Angela: I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Well, either sex or a conversation. Ideally both.

--My So-Called Life